Can you be green and have a green lawn?

In my neighborhood in the early 1980s, we spent the summer playing kickball and bocce and an epic hide-and-seek competition we called “manhunt.” Our front lawns were a constant. We took their soft, grassy goodness for granted, until the lawn service arrived. Now and then, a tanker truck pulled up, and two men in coveralls sprayed who knows what all over our grass. Before they left, they put up little flags reminding us to keep off the lawn for 24 hours. For emphasis — or the pre-literate — the signs featured a skull and crossbones.

In part because of those tanker trucks, grass has taken a major public relations hit. Its constant need for fertilizer and herbicides is supposed to make it an environmental disaster. Such luminaries as Michael Pollan tell us that lawns are unnatural and reflect an embarrasing, peculiarly American need to conquer the natural world.

Well, I’m not embarrassed. I think grass is awesome. Call me an unreconstructed suburbanite, but I think children should be able to frolic on front lawns. A bed of forsythia and lilacs is a dreadful playing surface for kickball.

Unfortunately, if you get it wrong in our area, the negative environmental effects of poor grass management can be significant.

Grass is now the biggest crop in the Chesaeake Bay area, and will soon surpass all crops combined. Excess chemicals placed on lawns at the wrong time or carelessly scattered on impermeable surfaces can end up in the fragile bay. Excess fertilizer, to take just one example, contributes to eutrophication, a process that occurs when too many phosphates and nitrates build up in a body of water, feeding an explosion of algae. When the algae decompose in the bay, they use up much of the available oxygen, choking off crabs and other marine life.

So is it possible to be environmentally sensitive and have a good lawn? Yes, according to Frank Rossi, an associate professor of horticulture at Cornell University, who offers a crib sheet: “When people at a cocktail party ask me how to have a great lawn, I tell them to prepare the soil, choose the right grass, mow it high and fertilize it no more than twice a year.”

It’s that simple, he says. No mysterious chemical brews required. Now here’s the longer version.